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so wrong and yet still very funny.
 Kings Island drops skeleton display  MASON –...</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;Shared by Rachel &lt;br/&gt;
so wrong and yet still very funny.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;img height="375" alt="" src="http://i37.tinypic.com/2589pbo.jpg" width="250"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt; &lt;p&gt;Kings Island drops skeleton display&lt;br/&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;MASON – Kings Island has dropped a Halloween Haunt display showing skeletons of dead celebrities.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Don Helbig, Kings Island spokesman, spent a rainy Thursday helping to remove the scene of slain NFL quarterback Steve McNair and his dead mistress Sahel Kazemi, along with other skeletons made to look like dead celebrities, including Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;The skeletons were…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</description><link>http://rachelnix.tumblr.com/post/198872637</link><guid>http://rachelnix.tumblr.com/post/198872637</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:26:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
More food.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.savagechickens.com/images/chickenunicorns.jpg" alt="Savage Chickens - Unicorns"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;More &lt;a href="http://www.savagechickens.com/tag/food"&gt;food&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rachelnix.tumblr.com/post/194956307</link><guid>http://rachelnix.tumblr.com/post/194956307</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 08:56:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
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Via: Damon D&lt;/p&gt;
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this sounds AWESOME
Donut Ice Cream Cake  2 boxes of chocolate Ice cream, 2 boxes...</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;Shared by Rachel &lt;br/&gt;
this sounds AWESOME&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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Miley Cyrus: what have you started?!?!
We have found something even more horrifying than the breast...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/polldancingdoll83109slw__oPt.jpg" alt="polldancingdoll83109slw.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://perezhilton.com/category/miley-cyrus/"&gt;Miley Cyrus&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;: what have you &lt;a href="http://perezhilton.com/2009-08-20-poppa-cyrus-defends-mileys-pole-dancing"&gt;started&lt;/a&gt;?!?!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We have found something even more horrifying than the &lt;a href="http://perezhilton.com/2009-08-11-what-is-the-point-to-this-doll"&gt;breast feeding baby-doll&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;A Pole-Dancing Doll&lt;/strong&gt;!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The plaything comes with a doll and attachable pole and the box insists the &lt;a href="http://www.parentdish.com/2009/08/31/next-up-a-pole-dancing-doll/?icid=main%7Cmain%7Cdl3%7Clink6%7Chttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.parentdish.com%2F2009%2F08%2F31%2Fnext-up-a-pole-dancing-doll%2F"&gt;product&lt;/a&gt; is “Interesting”, can go “up and down” as well as “round and round”. It even plays music! (Because what is a stripper without a tune to dance to?!) &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Though the doll in the picture is fully clothed, we’re sure it won’t stay that way for long. Like the…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rachelnix.tumblr.com/post/177759046</link><guid>http://rachelnix.tumblr.com/post/177759046</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 02:24:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
Via: Amanda E

     

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Via: Amanda E&lt;/p&gt;
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really interesting story… also WHO HAS THIS JOB?!“In May, after...</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;Shared by Rachel &lt;br/&gt;
really interesting story… &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;also WHO HAS THIS JOB?!&lt;br/&gt;“In May, after pressure from the attorneys general of 43 states, Craigslist eliminated its Erotic Services category in the United States and changed it to Adult Services, which Craigslist C.E.O. Jim Buckmaster says is “manually reviewed to make sure a human reviewer looks at each ad and picture, reads each word, and compares the ad with our posting guidelines.”&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/08/custom_1251749633280_AP98082202597.jpg" width="340"/&gt;In the new &lt;em&gt;&lt;a title="Click here to read more posts tagged VANITY FAIR" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/vanity-fair/"&gt;Vanity Fair&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt; Maureen Orth reports on the &lt;a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2009/10/craigslist-murder200910?currentPage=1"&gt;…&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rachelnix.tumblr.com/post/176724330</link><guid>http://rachelnix.tumblr.com/post/176724330</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 21:57:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Mary Poppins vs. Dr. Strange: The Cloak of the Vishanti vs. A Spoonful of Sugar! The Faltine...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mary Poppins vs. Dr. Strange:&lt;/strong&gt; The Cloak of the Vishanti vs. A Spoonful of Sugar! The Faltine dimension vs. the racetrack full of penguins! “Abracadabra” vs. “Supercalifragilisticexpialadocious”!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Spider-Man vs. Jiminy Cricket:&lt;/strong&gt; Seized by arachnid instinct, the way-out web-slinger craves cricket meat! Will an enchanted umbrella be enough to shock him back to his spider-senses?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hercules vs Hercules:&lt;/strong&gt; The battle the public domain laws demanded! Not a dream! Not a hoax! Not covered under the…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rachelnix.tumblr.com/post/176724315</link><guid>http://rachelnix.tumblr.com/post/176724315</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 21:57:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tomachi writes “An accountant in NZ has been awarded $17,000 NZD for unfair dismissal after...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;tomachi writes “An accountant in NZ has been awarded $17,000 NZD for unfair dismissal after her boss fired her without warning for using uppercase letters in a single email to co-workers. The email, which advises her team how to fill out staff claim forms, specifies a time and date highlighted in bold red, and a sentence written in capitals and highlighted in bold blue. It reads: ‘To ensure your staff claim is processed and paid, please do follow the below checklist.’ Her boss deemed the…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rachelnix.tumblr.com/post/176724313</link><guid>http://rachelnix.tumblr.com/post/176724313</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 21:57:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Producer answering the phone: “Newsroom.”
Caller: “Hello???”
Producer: “Yes?”
Caller: “Is this a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Producer answering the phone:&lt;/em&gt; “Newsroom.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Caller:&lt;/em&gt; “Hello???”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Producer:&lt;/em&gt; “Yes?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Caller:&lt;/em&gt; “Is this a person or a machine?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Producer:&lt;/em&gt; “This is a machine.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rachelnix.tumblr.com/post/175971977</link><guid>http://rachelnix.tumblr.com/post/175971977</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 23:27:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>You can find a bright spot in the recession as close as your mailbox: There are far fewer hefty...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;You can find a bright spot in the recession as close as your mailbox: There are far fewer hefty catalogs, bulging coupon packets, unwanted credit card offers and glossy fliers clogging it up.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rachelnix.tumblr.com/post/175971972</link><guid>http://rachelnix.tumblr.com/post/175971972</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 23:27:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Shared by Rachel 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFF!

Happy Birthday to Karina (aka Fatimajo)! Here’s hoping your...</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;Shared by Rachel &lt;br/&gt;
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFF!&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.savagechickens.com/images/chickenbdayessentials.jpg" alt="Savage Chickens - Birthday Essentials"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Happy Birthday to Karina (aka Fatimajo)! Here’s hoping your birthday involves cake, alcohol, and/or alcohol-infused cake! This is my fifth year of celebrating Karina’s birthday - here are her other b-day toons: &lt;a href="http://www.savagechickens.com/2005/08/happy-birthday.html"&gt;1&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.savagechickens.com/2006/08/birthday.html"&gt;2&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.savagechickens.com/2007/08/birthday-party.html"&gt;3&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.savagechickens.com/2008/08/party-pooper.html"&gt;4&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Additional birthday greetings go out to: &lt;a href="http://www.lonelylostcloud.blogspot.com/"&gt;Diana&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.mordantorange.com/"&gt;Mike&lt;/a&gt;, Shawna, Noa, Luv2Fli2, &lt;a href="http://mountainairarts.blogspot.com/"&gt;Vanessa&lt;/a&gt;, and AndyinSDCA!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rachelnix.tumblr.com/post/174116583</link><guid>http://rachelnix.tumblr.com/post/174116583</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:41:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/tech_support_cheat_sheet.png" title="'Hey Megan, it's your father. How do I print out a flowchart?'" alt="'Hey Megan, it's your father. How do I print out a flowchart?'"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rachelnix.tumblr.com/post/170377604</link><guid>http://rachelnix.tumblr.com/post/170377604</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 07:40:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Shared by Rachel 
BEN! you’re not the only nerd.
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Shared by Rachel &lt;br/&gt;
BEN! you’re not the only nerd.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;img src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/collections.png" title="You know what really helps an existential crisis? Wondering how much shelf space to leave for a Terry Pratchett collection." alt="You know what really helps an existential crisis? Wondering how much shelf space to leave for a Terry Pratchett collection."/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rachelnix.tumblr.com/post/166438696</link><guid>http://rachelnix.tumblr.com/post/166438696</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 07:29:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
Do you love news fails? Our friends over at Probably Bad News have compiled all of the best news...</title><description>&lt;div&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Do you love news fails? Our friends over at &lt;a href="http://probablybadnews.com"&gt;Probably Bad News&lt;/a&gt; have compiled all of the best news headlines, typos and straight news fails for your enjoyment.&lt;br/&gt;
Here are a few samples of content you’ll find on &lt;a rel="nofollow" href="http://probablybadnews.com"&gt;Probably Bad News&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://probablybadnews.com/2009/08/10/funny-news-headlines-replacements-are-needed/"&gt;Replacements Are Needed&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img title="probably-bad-news-pizza-driver-replacements" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/probably-bad-news-pizza-driver-replacements.jpg?w=500&amp;h=375" alt="probably-bad-news-pizza-driver-replacements" width="500" height="375"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://probablybadnews.com/2009/08/09/funny-news-headlines-38-transvestites-cant-be-wrong/"&gt;38 Transvestites Can’t Be Wrong&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img title="probably-bad-news-tranny" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/probably-bad-news-tranny.jpg?w=500&amp;h=366" alt="probably-bad-news-tranny" width="500" height="366"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;More Bad News:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://probablybadnews.com/2009/08/05/funny-news-headlines-pro-tip/"&gt;Pro-Tip&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://probablybadnews.com/2009/08/07/funny-news-headlines-ninja-tank-vanish/"&gt;Ninja Tank Vanish!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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